Megan Fox - Elle Magazine June 09' Issue Pictures

On the lady-mag front, Megan tones down her schtick for Elle so as not to threaten any readers not impressed by a hot girl talking about sex. But it seems like no matter how fancy of a dress you put the bisexual action starlet in, there's no hiding the sex.

Megan's lady interview is more about how mature she is compared to boys. Like how she believes she's a better 22-year-old than R.Pattz or Zefron.

“Robert Pattinson and Zac—they’re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That’s a joke. Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they’re immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.”

As she further explains: “I’ve lived the life of a 35-year-old since I was 18. I’m so suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don’t like them or trust them.”

Megan Fox - Elle Magazine June 09' issue